Friday, 23 May 2014

Invincible






“Wow how wonderful! It’s just like a dream of the whole world come true! Oh our generation is so so so lucky!”
“It’s just incredible-I mean it is the invention of the time- the millennium.”
“Oh yes true. I still cannot believe it.”




Don’t know what is this? Ok then read further………


……………………………………………….4 years ago………………………………………………………….
Assistant: Sir, what are you doing? I am being very impatient. Since last 2 years, you are just working and working on it like anything. What is it that you are preparing?
Swar: Just wait and watch. Give me that powder.
Assistant: This one?
Swar: No that one lying beside it-that green one.
Assistant: Oh. Here’s it.
Swar: Ok now give me those red and white caps.
Assistant: Yeah.
Swar: Ok now I will put it in this and then close this tightly and pack it…………. Ah it is done. Yes! Yes! I have done it. Finally it is prepared. Yes!
Assistant: Ok now please tell me what you have prepared.

Swar: This is the invention of the millennium. This is what everybody wanted. This is a bio-electro Capsule containing micro-chip. Let me test it first on a cat. Hey, please bring a cat.
Assistant: Ok………..Here’s it.
Swar: Thanks. Mix this capsule in milk and give it to the cat.
Assistant: Wait, is it any poisonous substance?
Swar: No not at all.
Assistant: Then what is it?
Swar: You will come to know. Do what I told.
Assistant: Ok.
(He does so)
Swar: Now take that knife and try to cut the neck of the cat. Though it is cruel, but it is must to experiment.
Assistant: If anything happens, it won’t be my fault.
Swar: Yes.
(He tries to cut and then says)
Assistant: Oh my God! It just passed through it! And there is another head here on floor! No damage at all to cat! Magic! How is it possible?
Swar: Now let me explain. Some insects like lizards etc have that power that if any animal grabs its tail, it breaks its tail and runs away, and then another tail grows on them. It is pretty much same here. Here, the process is instant. This is just one example. Now try to crush it under and heavy object- even your car. It won’t have any effect. This is due to super elasticity. Just like if you crush a plastic ball, it will crush, but if you crush a soft ball, it won’t crush. Like this, many other elements are in it making the cat invincible. The cat would never ever die!
Assistant: Oh! I see. This is a pill like substance which will make us invincible.
Swar: Yes. This was just one pill. Now we will open a factory producing it. It is a small pill which sets in an isolated place in the body, so it will never be digested. It will stay forever. But for it, we must set up a super server connecting all of it in order to make it work.
Assistant: Oh how nice. No one will die! Please do whole procedure as quick as possible as I don’t want to lose my grandmother.
Swar: Firstly, we need to prove that it is efficient to the government and then plead them to accept it. After that, we can prepare the server. Then it would be effective. I would name this pill as: The invincible pill.

……………………………………………. 2 years later…………………………………………………………….
Newspaper:      Hold On! No one will now die (read page no 14 for more)
                   The great scientist Swar Vaidya prepared a capsule which will make everybody invincible. On 30 April 2 years back, he had finished preparing it. Now the government has approved it and it server is under construction. Hopefully, in about 2 years of time, this pill will be available commercially.

…………………………………………… more 2 years later…………………………………………………………
Newspaper: Yes! Finally the invincible capsule is available to your nearest medical store
                     The most awaited product is now launched in whole country. It would be available to medical stores near you.  Its Price would be Rs 7,000 per pill. But it is said that the government would soon subsidize the pill and lower the price to 500 Rs. So rush to your nearest medical store. Remember, its usage is taking it after any meal. It would start working after 3 hours.
How it works: It has a micro-chip which connects to the super server in 3 hours of time and then it would receive signals. As soon as it does, your left cheek would turn green. After that, even if that person takes poison, hangs on fan, falls in tank or dives from a high building, he would not at all die.

…………………………………………………………………………After some more years.....................................…...
Newspaper: The invincible capsule is subsidized now! The government has subsidized for 3 members of family for Rs 300 and thereafter each for Rs 600.

…………………………………………………………………Again after some more years…………………………………………..
Newspaper: The invincible capsule is now free for every new born child. There would be invincible camps as there are polio camps. It would be completely free of cost.


Yes he had invented it. Unlike scientists who discovered other things, he would be alive for generation to generation, and so everybody would well recognize me. After some thousands of years, this is what happened in schools…………………………………….



Teacher: Students, today we will study about death. What is death? Can anybody tell? No? Ok, I will explain. Please remember and understand this concept very clearly as this consists of 10 marks and it can also be asked that write a short note on death for 5 marks.
 Have you ever heard from your grandparents of great grandparents about death? Death is the phenomena in which a human body completely stops to works. It stops to respond. It becomes senseless. This once happens, can never be reversed. Anciently, people used to die due to severe injury, or their old age. At that time, people at old age used to have this thing. A person who has passed through this phenomenon is called to die. But, one day the scientist named Swar Vaidya prepared a capsule called the “invincible capsule”. After that, nobody has ever died. The last death occurred about 500 years ago. Now death has completely been eradicated from the whole world.



Yes it is very amazing at a glance. But death is a nature’s rule. And nobody can ever break its rule, or else, it would be very serious problem. Here, Swar had broken the nature’s rule. So there was a big big problem waiting. When the capsule was invented, nobody had thought of this disaster. The surface area of earth is 510,072,000 km². Out of this, just 148940000 km2 (29.2%) is land. Rest is water. This much land is fixed, but the people are increasing constantly. In last 500 years, the population has increased from 700 crores to 25,000 crores. According to studies, the birth rate has considerably decreased due to changed mindsets of people. The gas “oxygen” is just about .001% in the atmosphere and carbon dioxide is 32%. Due to this, the temperature has increased very much. So, everybody have Air Conditioners at their homes. Due to that CFC gas has raised a lot. Due to all of these, the ozone layer has depleted quite a lot. So, there are many skin burns due to Infra Red Rays. On the other hand due to increasing population there are 200 floors buildings of residence. Trees have been cut. There is no farming nowadays, because the chip generates energy and so people do not require food. Every place is like a busy market. The situation is very horrible.

Newspaper: (advertisement) For sale- 0BHK apartment on 179th floor for just 7.5 crores * (term and conditions apply).


People in buses face very big problems in ride due to over crowd. Everywhere, every street has traffic signals, and hours and hours of wastage of time.
In case of poverty, 60% of people are below poverty line. There is pollution, price rise of everything etc. The supply-demand Ratio is increasing in favour of demand and decreasing in supply. For many small things also, auctions are held due to this. Everywhere, there is garbage and filth. Many people became unemployed as there is no farming and no medical technology and no outdoor sports too as there are no grounds. 10-15 people reside in just 1-2 room homes. People became fatter and fatter as there is no outdoor activity for many people. People are very tired of this situation.





Even if you fill air in a balloon, it expands and expands and expands, but till a certain limit, after that, if would burst. Here also, the balloon of world was tightly filled. Now, it was going to burst. The time passed on and the people started to realize that something must be done. This thing must be stopped. But how? They just cannot die. This thing became a big issue- the talk of the world. Then people thought that it can be stopped only by the one who started it-Swar Vaidya. After many long years, once again people remembered Swar Vaidya. They all pleaded, protested, and even order Swar to take immediate action.



Swar and his assistant thought a lot of how to stop this. Then they suddenly remembered……………………the generator. They could switch it off and then the invincible capsule could be deactivated. But before that, they had to prepare some way for the oxygen, or else, the whole world would die.
 They once again talked this matter with the government and they took public opinion. Everybody wanted to stop this. So, on 30 April, they finally destroyed the generator’s all other supplies except the oxygen. Now, people can even die!


Many tired people stopped giving births to young ones. Anyone dying was once considered a shock, is now considered a celebration! Yes, people used to celebrate for this. Within passage of time, not minutes, or hours, but centuries of time, again everything was once again in control. The world was now once again normal.

Moral: It is very essential that people die. Though it is very reasonable to be unhappy at the time of death of dear ones, but one should not think that people should not die. One should understand that everything happens in a cycle. Death is a very essential part of the cycle. Thus it is very essential to die and one should learn this thing.

Tuesday, 24 December 2013

Andaman And Nicobar Islands Trip Bytes

  • The Sunrise Time there was 5:30 am and Sunset Time was 5:30 pm.
  • There on the islands, there was also shortage of facilities such as electricity, gas cylinder etc.
  • There milk is rarely found and if found, it would be long duration pack.
  • There, nothing much is made in industries, mostly goods come in ship from Chennai.
  • There are loads of coconut trees, so to fill stomach, drinking coconut can be done.
  • Mostly, places of sightseeing are beaches.
  • Though different from mainland, they are called a part of India.
  • There is no regional language over there (except some tribal). People over there mainly speak Hindi, Tamil, Bengali etc.
  • The total population (approximately) is 380500
  • As a tourist, you must carry come pills that overcome vomiting sensation as you may feel it as there many times, travelling is done by boats and ships.

Tuesday, 17 December 2013

Andaman And Nicobar Trip Part 8

Howrah Bridge
            So........... after our 6 day long trip, we were now about to depart to Veer Savarkar Airport Port Blair to go to Kolkata, then to Mumbai and finally to Ahmedabad. After our flight to Kolkata, as there was a large gap gap for connecting flight, we went to see the Howrah Bridge over the river Hugli. There was a bus which took us from airport to Howrah station. After seeing the Howrah bridge, we returned back to airport, and then flew back to Mumbai.
         
Howrah station
            In Mumbai, we went to Mumbai Central Railway Station and then by overnight train to Ahmedabad in early morning.

Sunday, 15 December 2013

Andaman And Nicobar Trip Part 7

lime stone cave
       The last day of my trip and sight seeing was now. After such a nice and enjoyable trip, now was the last day there. We were going to baratang Island to the north of Port Blair Island. We had to travel through an tribal area. For passing through this tribal area, there was a system to make a convoy ( a group of many vehicles preceded and succeeded by police vehicles) and then go. The convoy was held at some definite times. After passing through the convoy, we reach the place, from where we had to go to the next island by a ship. The next island was just so close, we can even see activities going on there from here. From the connecting island, we were taken by a motorboat to another island, where there was a limestone cave. After a long walk of about one and a half kilometers, we reached the limestone cave. The cave was a magnificent one,as name goes, made of limestone. These cave in to its interior is completely dark, and so we were shown this with the help of a torch. This place was worth seeing. After this place, the next one was a mud volcano. This is a formal volcano, but not lava, mud volcano. This was the last spot of our tour. From there, we quickly returned to the place near the convoy. There, we got the ship and just as we reached there, the last vehicle of the convoy was sent  and we were left!. The next convoy was 2 hours later. So, we spent 2 hours, and then by convoy and normal route, finally, we reached Port Blair. After the dinner, we slept, and thus our last day of trip ended.



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mud volcano














Friday, 13 December 2013

Andaman And Nicobar Trip Part 6

After a bit of relax day concerned to sight seeing, our next day was a bit hectic one as we had to visit 3 islands! Our tour was to 3 islands located nearby. To start with, the first island was a Ross Island, an island which had no human residence, but just a tourist spot and may be to get tender coconuts. This island has a hilly surface in the middle of it. It has almost 1500 coconut trees! The island had a lake, a cemetery and lots of coconuts. The next spot was a North-bay Island. This island had nothing more to see in it than its oceanic life-corals and fishes. There was a spot to scuba dive and see all the corals and fishes. For that, a tourist guide would come with us to explain as well as protect us. But I have a hydrophobia and never would I do it, so for us it was just a sit in the lap of nature, but for adventurers, it was the best place. The third and the last island of the day was the Viper Island, which also had nothing at all except gallows. Here, many of our freedom fighters were hanged to death.

                       Lastly, we returned back to Port Blair and the day ended.




Wednesday, 11 December 2013

Andaman And Nicobar Trip Part 5

Me at the science city
After the trip of 2 days in 2 islands, once again we returned back to Port Blair. There, the sight seeing started at 3 in the afternoon with a science city, one of the spots I always love to go. This science city was opposite a beautiful beach. There was a 3-d show in the science city which I saw. The science city attracted me much and so I visited each and every model of it. After the science city, the next spot was the beach on the other side of the road. It was a nice beach with as usual rich blue color. But as we had passed through a couple of couple of beaches, we were not at all interested in getting wet even the least. But, the fortune was a bit different then we thought. There, we met rainfall-not quite much than a passing shower, but quite enough for making us to leave the beach and get back to our car. After that spot, we went to a shop of the local items, just corals and different creativity with them. Thus our day ended with a usual dinner and then sleep.

Friday, 6 December 2013

Andaman And Nicobar Trip Part 4

         After the ending of the one and only night spent by us at the Havelock Island, the next morning we departed from Havelock island to Neil Island-another small Island of the group of islands again by a cruise. Reaching there the first thing-as usual was to check-in into the hotel. After that, we went to a "Bharatnagar" beach-not quite with the plan to get wet as it had just been done yesterday. The special thing there was the coral and fish viewing. There were 3 different types of activities done there viz. Scuba diving, glass bottom boat and snorkeling. We had done one activity-the glass bottom boat. It was such that we had to step in a boat that was with the bottom made of glass. That boat would take us to far off in the ocean-I mean just 250 to 500 meters, but that's quite enough for being drowned. When we were reached at the spot, I was being a little frightened as the ocean was full of current and even none of us knew to swim! But, if you throw away the fear and look down to through the glass, it is a wonderful experience. There, we could see fishes, corals, and even 40-50 feet deep bottom of the ocean as the water was very clean and pure-though salty. We saw this corals and fishes for 10-15 minutes and then headed towards the coast. There was nothing much to see there except this. But we still had a plenty of time and so we walked along the coast. There we found many beautiful corals and shells out there. I also collected a few, but while departing I saw a notice saying that it is denied to collect any type of corals and shells, so I had to leave it. The next spot was another beach where we had to walk along a very difficult tracking type of road leading to a natural bridge.

        Our third and last spot for the day was another beach but for sunset seeing. There we saw the sun setting and then returned back to our hotel.